Don't Get Caught With Sex Toys in Disguise!

IT is all very good and well having a huge array of crazy adult toys but what about when your Mum comes to stay or you invite a new man in your bedroom - what do you do then? Lock them all away in a secret safe? Hide them in shoe boxes in your closet? No, none of the above, all you need to do is look for sex toys in disguise!

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It doesn't matter what you want from your sex toys, there will be toys in disguise that are perfect for you. Whether you want something cute and discreet to use in the bathroom, something to ease boredom when you're on the train to work or simply something to tease and tantalize in bed, there is something to tick every box.

For the bathroom, you could do a lot worse with toys in disguise than the "Rubber Ducky" From the outside it looks just like a rubber duck that wouldn't look out of place in your Grandmothers bathroom but to those in the know, it is one of the powerful sex toys that drive you wild when you want to get all soaped up in the tub.

For the bedroom, you have many toys in disguise that you can proudly display no matter who comes to town. There's the adorable pink cone that to the untrained eye looks just like a retro ornament that can be comfortably placed on the mantel piece or window sill. To those that know their sex toys, this is one of the most popular of all sex toys with various different vibration settings designed to send you to heaven and not quite bring you back! Also, perfect for the dressing table is the lipstick or nail varnish combo. Both of these things look just like, well a lipstick and nail varnish bottle but when you delve further you realize that these tiny sex toys pack a huge punch! Not just good for the bedroom either, these can be popped into your handbag when you are going shopping, to work, camping, the gym, in fact anywhere that you can think of!

Last but not least we come to a few odd ones that we are not sure where to place. The Hello Kitty key ring has to be a sure winner here! Placed on your key chain it looks just like it's meant to; a key ring. Take it off however and you have the most portable vibrator you could ever own! Also, we can't forget the iPod sex toys! This is something that any gadget tech must have - a small vibrator that can be worn anytime and pulsates in time to the music. So, for a slow sensual build up, buzz along to something slow such as "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers but for those that wants it and wants it right now, maybe some Black Eyed Peas would send you to orgasm heaven! For toys in disguise, this one really does rock!!!

Artile7: The Fabulous Sex Toy Accessories That Every Girl Needs!

There is simply no point in having toys if you are not going to get the right sex toy accessories to accompany them. Now you might think that these are add-on's or other such things but actually, the sex toy accessories that you need are far more sensible than that. If you an avid sex toy user, then you need to know about these must have accessories:

1. First of all, no sex toy will be complete without batteries so it is worth either buying bulk or buying rechargeable ones, unless you want to start stealing them from the TV remote of course! You can get some pretty good deals on rechargeable battery packages online and at least this way, you can be sure that you always have batteries to hand. One thing that you must remember with these sex toy batteries is that you shouldn't really leave the batteries in the sex toys while you are not using them.

2. Secondary to batteries the sex toy accessories that you also cannot live without are cleaners for your toys. Things like your butt plug, cock ring or vaginal sex toys should be cleaned after every use without failure to ensure that the spread of bacteria doesn't happen. You can usually get these sex toy accessories from most adult stores and also online.

3. Sometimes it's good to have sex toy accessories just to be prepared. Surprising your new man with a cock ring is a great idea and you can even purchase disposable ones that last for around twenty minutes. If you are dating, this is sure to earn you brownie points and can give you both a night of great sex regardless of whether or not you are planning to see him again! You can even get some great sex toy accessories such as flavored lubricants to be used with or without your cock ring and other toys and this can make for some great slippery fun on an otherwise dull evening.

4. Now for some sex toy accessories that are just plain and simple fun. You can get amazing sex toy accessories that hook up to your iPod and pulsates in time to the music which is perfect for a great thrill when you are out and about. Nobody has to know and you can go about your day reveling in the wonderful sensations that are pulsating somewhere in your crotch! Just think about it logically - the commute to work never has to be dull again!

There are some great sex toy accessories on the market to suit any need, any budget and any thrill seeker. Sometimes a girl just has to have fun! Next time you are about and about buying a new vibrator or cock ring, why not take a peek at the accessories and see if you can make your day just that little bit more enjoyable. 

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